So…it happened again the other day. Someone called me crazy.
They didn’t actually say it to my face. We always tend to hear these things second hand (unless we are in an argument someone wants to shut down immediately)
Apparently, my name came up in a conversation, and someone quipped: “Be careful with her. She’s crazy.”
Not going to lie to you. Despite my ferocious amount of self-acceptance and understanding…this word never ceases to get under my skin.
There’s a million posts about why calling women (or anyone) crazy is one of the most harmful trends in our language today. If you haven’t read any of them yet, I want you to stop reading my post, and click here. Do it. You don’t even have to come back to my page.
This is not going to be one of those posts.
This is not a level headed plea asking people to reconsider what comes out of their mouths. Not at all. This is a direct, no bullshit , no sugar coating shout out to the people calling me and any of my girls out there “crazy.”
You need to stop doing it…like, right now. And here’s why:
When you call a girl “crazy” when she’s not…you’re showing the rest of the world that you’re just too god damn stupid to understand how words actually f*cking work.
And I’m not just talking to the men folk. Ladies…you’re hurling that word around quite a bit these days too.
I know, it’s going to be difficult. The word “crazy” is just our default for describing a woman’s “problematic” behavior.
It seems to me that people need help stepping away from this word. It seems that there’s quite a few people out there with the vocabulary of an illiterate four year old. So I’m here to help.
The next time you want to call a woman “crazy,” see if any of these words or phrases will work better for what you’re trying to say:
Ways to finish the phrase: That girl is so ___________
- Much prettier than me
- Funny in a way I don’t appreciate or understand
- Going to steal my boyfriend
- Not into me
- Malicious or Mean
- Good at getting attention
- Unlike me
There you go.
Feel free to consult a dictionary (that’s a book with words and their meanings in it…sound out the syllables first before you ask for one if you’re nervous using your new words. Really, take your time).
If none of these words work better than “crazy,” then feel free to consult a hospital and have that person medicated or looked into. Leave the diagnosis to professionals, asshole.
I’m even going to take this to the next level for you, and show you how you can use these words in real life situations. Here’s some situations where I was called “crazy” where another word definitely would’ve been more suitable.
Situation 1: I found out a boy I was dating had a girlfriend in another city. And I wrote her a message telling her everything.
Wrong word: Crazy
Correct words: Honest, Blunt, Ballsy
Situation 2: After a bad breakup, I wrote angry comments on an ex-boyfriends Facebook photo
Wrong word: Crazy
Correct words: Passionate, Outspoken, Mean (yes…I know it was mean)
Situation 3: I spoke out very openly about a relationship that ended because of physical abuse (And now I’ve done it again. So. Awkward.)
Wrong word: Crazy
Correct word: Awesome
Situation 4: I called a guy 32 times in one night before he finally turned his phone off. After that I switched to email.
Correct word: Crazy. So crazy.
So, back to it. The word “crazy.” It’s used so often to shut women up about things people would rather just not know or hear about. Things that actually need to be said.
It’s often used whenever we just don’t like someone, and when we want to make sure other people who meet them won’t like them either.
Boyfriends and guys use it against us to shut down what is often legitimate questions and concerns. And women use it against us, because some women love hating other women (idiots).
It’s a cheat word. A game ender.
It’s a word used by insecure and weak people to gain some sort of strong hold on people they know they just simply cannot level up against. And it’s a word we resort to when we just want to cut someone off at the legs so we don’t have to see or hear from them again.
So, the word “crazy.” It’s a word that’s best used within the context of medical facilities…or Britney Spear’s lyrics.
So unless you’ve studied medicine or are currently performing daily at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas…quit with the crazy talk, and start using words that actually mean something.